My wife on Michael Bay changing the origin story of TMNT: “That’s offensive. That’s like changing the story of Jesus. Uh. Not really. Umm.”

@lindseyriel Exactly 🙁 They’re saying, if nothing else, we might get up to 7′ of rain overnight. Glad I got the wifi-enabled ark.

@lindseyriel Been tracking that storm. Let us know after the all clear that everything is fine in your neck of the woods!

Apparently, Michael Bay is relaunching TMNT with them as alien turtles, not mutant turtles. Little Boy Kraft is crying tonight.

My old, abandoned, recently-hacked Yahoo mail account has 1999 msgs in it. Isn’t that the last year it was relevant?

@Pluckers @andysalinas12 It helps to take a shot of tequila before every seven or so wings.