@chipr YOURLS (download at yourls.org) can do it. Just needs a php/mysql and a domain.

@GB330033 My job here is done.

Avoid Google Checkout Merchant services. Don’t ask why. Just avoid it. It’ll make your and your client’s day better.

@mrBobbyBones You can screw with him by forcing him walk up/down stairs constantly on Saturday.

@mrBobbyBones Hahahaha. Even if he makes it through, he won’t be able to walk for a week.

RT @lrice: “I have always believed that most amusing quotes one sees on the Internet are fictitious” – Eleanor Roosevelt