Or “Security to the mess” if I see a little spider in the kitchen. “We’re being hailed!” when the phone rings.

Sometimes I want to yell out things like I’m on a ship. “All hands! Battle stations!” after a cup of milk spills.

I feel like a thousand lifetimes has passed since this morning…

@applemachome Looking forward to randomness or me not Tweeting for a day, eh? 🙂

@robjohnsonTX 1800 w/o power 🙁

Working on less than four hours sleep. Either I’ll tweet a lot of randomness or nothing today.