My officemate-for-a-week regarding the #ATXPlaneCrash pilot: “He looks like a crazy Harrison Ford!” Agreed.

Just heard from the Home Office. I have my official agent number now. I’m official at a whole new level now.

Just heard about the plane crash in Austin. Pray that few are injured/killed.

Next to last day in the office. I honestly won’t know what to be worried about in my dreams anymore.

RT @DKanew: America needs to dust off the Monroe Doctrine and win the whole Olympics

RT @omarg: What vice could I possibly give up for Lent that parenthood hasn’t already taken away?