My wife and I have had four Kraft singles and one set of Kraft doubles. That’s how we add up to six kids. twitter.com/jerwill64/stat…

I dunno man. Maybe the unknown condition is thinking 421 W 3rd Street is in the middle of the ocean near Africa. twitter.com/afdincidents/s…

@dimensionmedia Come on, that’s not fair. The CVS receipts have a consistent design.

@topher1kenobe @FGOABORG @Kathy_Darling Oh, no no no. Torchy’s breakfast tacos are bleh and Rudy’s are… fine if that’s what you want. Neither fit the latter category and neither are a…

@FGOABORG @topher1kenobe @Kathy_Darling 👆Dictionary example of an evergreen tweet.

@FGOABORG @topher1kenobe @Kathy_Darling And we can both laugh at Dallas trying to pull off a breakfast taco.