@iammattthomas @ashthemighty @DIRECTV gotta love Joey Lucas.

RT @keyetv: MT @ChikageKEYETV: Yowzers! Ahead of the cold front, Camp Mabry soared to a record high! We hit 107!! http://t.co/CGsjDtqBLS

@flouronmyface2 BTW you mean @kraftfoods

@DeFries happy birthday!

My hair is now ready to call the race for “I’m Getting Old” with “grey/white” with a clear victory over “future baldness” :-/

@ryandonsullivan way too young for the workload they give her. Bake one set of cakes in an EZ Bake Oven and they sign a distro contract.