Category: Funny
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Burrito != Sandwich
A court is Massachusetts ruled that the term sandwich [does not] include burritos, tacos, and quesadillas.
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Yes, Nestle
I would eat Butterfingers all the time, except they are too hard to eat! Please make a version that are specifically easy to eat, please! —No One Ever
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Late and Hungry
Protip: When ordering online from Freebirds, the kitchen copy of the order truncates what name the register has. If you name your order “Late and hungry”, you might have an…
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The Password
For the second place this week, the password to log on to the WiFi is “password”. One in Vancouver, one in Austin.
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SCOTUS Justice Sotomayor: Soft on Crime! (Satire)
With my Senatorial posts this week serving their purpose in my rant department, I’m offering to you a parody reaction to a Sesame Street skit aired on Wednesday. <satire type=”political judicial”> Supreme…
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That’s one way to do it…
File this in the “Things Everyone Has Wanted To Do At Some Point In Their Lives” folder. In a story from The Chive, “possibly the best site in the world”,…