Category: Funny
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Burrito != Sandwich
A court is Massachusetts ruled that the term sandwich [does not] include burritos, tacos, and quesadillas.
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Yes, Nestle
I would eat Butterfingers all the time, except they are too hard to eat! Please make a version that are specifically easy to eat, please! —No One Ever
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Late and Hungry
Protip: When ordering online from Freebirds, the kitchen copy of the order truncates what name the register has. If you name your order “Late and hungry”, you might have an awkward exchange with the cashier…
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The Password
For the second place this week, the password to log on to the WiFi is “password”. One in Vancouver, one in Austin.
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SCOTUS Justice Sotomayor: Soft on Crime! (Satire)
With my Senatorial posts this week serving their purpose in my rant department, I’m offering to you a parody reaction to a Sesame Street skit aired on Wednesday. <satire type=”political judicial”> Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor appeared as a guest star on an episode during the current, 42nd season of Sesame Street. I’m not a follower of…
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That’s one way to do it…
File this in the “Things Everyone Has Wanted To Do At Some Point In Their Lives” folder. In a story from The Chive, “possibly the best site in the world”, according to them, a young lady named Jenny has just won the envy of anyone who ever worked for someone they couldn’t stand. She quit.…